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• Give 'Em Hell, Hawkeye Hawkeye writes a letter to President Truman.
• Wheelers and Dealers Col. Potter orders Klinger to tutor him for driving school on a night Klinger has set aside for a big poker game.
• Communication Breakdown Charles receives a week's supply of newspapers from home at a time when no other mail is getting through.
• Snap Judgment Klinger, facing a court-martial, agrees to let Charles defend him.
• 'Twas the Day After Christmas Visiting British soldiers explain an age-old tradition about the day after Christmas when the enlisted men and officers trade places for the day.
• Follies of the Living... Concerns of the Dead Klinger, while ill, communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier.
• The Birthday Girls An injured pregnant cow is brought to the 4077th, and Hot Lips plans a birthday trip to Tokyo.
• Blood and Guts A noted war correspondent visits the 4077th to do a story on blood donated by his readers.
• A Holy Mess A soldier goes AWOL and the 4077th receives fresh eggs from a grateful farmer.
• The Tooth Shall Set You Free Hawkeye and B.J. teach a racist Major a lesson with the help of a black dentist.
• Pressure Points Psychiatrist Dr. Sidney Freedman visits the 4077th when Col. Potter loses all confidence in himself as a physician.
• Where There's a Will There's a War B.J. goes to Seoul and when Hawkeye is sent to the front lines in his place, the fighting is so close that he decides to make a will.
• Promotion Commotion The surgeons suffer a barrage of preferential treatment from the enlisted personnel when they are placed on the camp's promotion board.
• Heroes A heavyweight boxing champion pays a goodwill visit to the 4077th.
• Sons and Bowlers Hawkeye desperately tries to contact his hospitalised father in Maine while the rest of the camp is preoccupied with a bowling match against a group of Marines.
• Picture This Col. Potter decides to paint a picture of the 4077th crew for Mildred's birthday.
• Who Knew? A nurse who was close to Hawkeye is killed; Klinger tries to talk Charles into backing a business venture.
• That Darn Kid While Hawkeye is serving as paymaster, a goat eats $22,000 in cash.
• The Moon Is Not Blue Klinger takes `cool pills'; Hawkeye and B.J. arrange to get a movie banned in Boston to the 4077th.
• Hey, Look Me Over The 4077th faces inspection from the dreaded Col. Bucholtz.
• Foreign Affairs Maj. Reddish tries to bribe an injured North Korean pilot to defect; Charles falls in love with a Red Cross worker.
• Settling Debts Mildred writes a letter to Hawkeye; and a sergeant tries to kill the captive sniper responsible for his lieutenant's injuries.
• The Joker Is Wild BJ attempts to pull off the ultimate practical joke on Hawkeye.
• Trick or Treatment Tricks seem to overrule treats on Halloween when a rowdy group of Marines ends up as patients.
• Bombshells Hawkeye and Charles set out to test the crew's gullibility when they announce that Marilyn Monroe is due to arrive.
• Run for the Money Father Mulcahy agrees to offer his running abilities in a race that pits the 4077th against the 8063rd.
• As the Korean conflict comes to an end, the men and women of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital prepare to go home.
• Friends and Enemies An old and dear friend of Col Potter's arrives with injuries sustained in a careless accident.
• U.N. the Night and the Music Three United Nations delegates visit: a physician who is similar to Charles, an Army officer who teaches yoga and a Swede who catches Margaret's attention.
• Strange Bedfellows Charles refuses to solve his annoying snoring problem, and Potter's son-in-law visits with some shocking news.
• Say No More A gruff general visits his severely injured son and faces the harsh realities of military life when the young man dies.
• Give and Take When Charles is handed the job of being the 4077th's charity collection officer, he desperately tries to pass the buck.
• As Time Goes By Everyone steps forth with memorable contributions when Hot Lips insists that a time capsule be left by the 4077th crew.
• Rainbow Bridge Hawkeye and Trapper's plans to go to Tokyo are interrupted by the surrender of some wounded U.S. soldiers by the Chinese.
• Life With Father Mail call brings upsetting news to Father Mulcahy and a hint to Henry that his wife may be straying.
• Springtime A grateful patient devotes himself to Hawkeye while Radar falls in love and Klinger marries by shortwave radio.
• Iron Guts Kelly When a general dies at the 4077th, his aide struggles to make it seem he died heroically in battle.
• Payday Payday brings a windfall to Hawkeye, a bribe to Henry, a pearl necklace to Hot Lips and a vanished poker pot to Trapper.
• OR The doctors of the 4077th have more than they can handle on a bad day in the OR.
• Officer of the Day Hawkeye refuses to release a wounded Korean wanted by U.S. Intelligence.
• The General Flipped at Dawn A new area commander scares everyone in the 4077th with his militarism.
• There Is Nothing like a Nurse Hawkeye and Trapper are left to enliven the camp when the nurses are evacuated.
• Private Charles Lamb Radar helps out a lamb meant for a Greek festival; Frank is cheated out of an opportunity to persecute a young soldier.
• A Full Rich Day Hawkeye records a letter to his father detailing his day in the OR with a mad Turk, a missing corpse and a gun-happy officer.
• Check-Up Trapper's ulcer is his ticket home until the Army thinks up a regulation that spoils his going-away party.
• Big Mac The 4077th prepares for a visit from Gen.
• Alcoholics Unanimous Frank decides alcohol has become a menace to the 4077th and declares total prohibition.
• House Arrest Frank demands that Hawkeye be court-martialed for hitting him in the O.R.
• Adam's Ribs Tired of the GI diet of liver and fish, Hawkeye calls Chicago for an order of ribs.
• Mad Dogs and Servicemen While a search goes on for a dog that bit Radar, Hawkeye defies Frank to take care of a case of hysterical paralysis.
• The Consultant Hawkeye discovers a visiting doctor who must operate on a wounded soldier is a lush.
• White Gold Col. Flagg turns up at the 4077th wanting penicillin to barter for information.
• Bombed Frank is driven by his jealousy of Trapper into proposing to Hot Lips.
• Love and Marriage Hawkeye and Trapper help one soldier join his pregnant wife and try to stop another from marrying a business girl.
• Aid Station Hawkeye and Hot Lips gain a new respect for each other after working at an aid station under heavy fire.
• Bulletin Board A lecture, a Shirley Temple movie and a picnic are among the activities scheduled for the 4077th.
• Abyssinia, Henry When Henry gets his discharge, Frank concerns himself with taking command.
• Change of Command Frank settles in as commanding officer only to have a new one appointed over his head.
• It Happened One Night Hawkeye fights to keep a wounded soldier alive while an incessant barrage goes on near the 4077th.
• Of Moose and Men Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel; B.J. helps a GI who has received a ``Dear John'' letter.
• Welcome to Korea As soon as Frank is in charge, Hawkeye skips camp, runs a blockade to find Trapper and welcomes a new surgeon.
• Dear Mildred While Col. Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a wood carving made for him and Radar rescues a horse.
• Welcome to Korea Hawkeye (Alan Alda) says goodbye to an old friend and welcomes a new one in the form of B.J. Hunnicut (Mike Farrell).
• The Late Captain Pierce Hawkeye finds it no easy matter to establish that he's alive after he finds out his father was notified of his demise.
• Smilin' Jack The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot who doesn't want to quit and a twice-wounded GI who does.
• Dear Peggy B.J. writes home to his wife reporting Klinger's escape attempts and one of Frank's goof-ups.
• Hey, Doc The 4077th receives two bottles of scotch for secret surgery and a tank to scare off snipers.
• The Kids The 4077th becomes an impromptu orphanage when heavy shelling forces Korean children to seek shelter at the camp.
• The Bus Col. Potter, Hawkeye, B.J., Frank and Radar get hopelessly lost on their way back from a medical meeting.
• Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler An intelligence officer and a psychiatrist grapple for the fate of a wounded officer who claims he's Jesus Christ.
• Soldier of the Month When Frank gets a fever, he makes out a will leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.
• Dear Ma Radar writes home to his mother while Hawkeye carries on foot inspection and Col Potter gets shot in the backside.
• Deluge A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm.
• The Gun Hawkeye and BJ suspect Frank of stealing a wounded colonel's antique gun.
• Mail Call Again Mail call brings a `Dear John' letter from Frank's wife and news that Col Potter is going to become a grandfather.
• The Price of Tomato Juice Radar tries to get some tomato juice for Col. Potter and winds up involving the general of Corps Headquarters.
• Hawkeye Hawkeye suffers a concussion and is rescued by a Korean family who cannot understand English.
• Some 38th Parallels Frank decides to make money by auctioning off the camp garbage; Hawkeye's love life suffers a serious attack.
• Der Tag Hawkeye and B.J.'s efforts to be nice to Frank backfire when they invite him to join their poker game and he cleans them out.
• The Novocaine Mutiny Hawkeye faces a court-martial when his running feud with Frank flares up while Col Potter is out of the camp and Frank is in charge.
• The More I See You A married nurse who had a serious relationship with Hawkeye when she was single is assigned to the 4077th.
• The Interview Famed newscaster Clete Roberts visits the 4077th for a report on the feelings of the people stationed there.
• Pilot To raise money to send his Korean houseboy to medical school, Hawkeye raffles off a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse.
• Henry -- Please Come Home When Henry Blake is transferred to Tokyo, Hawkeye launches a wild campaign to get him back.
• To Market, to Market Hawkeye and Trapper attempt to retrieve a supply of hydrocortisone stolen by black marketeers.
• Germ Warfare After a transfusion using a pint of Frank's blood, Hawkeye suspects him of having hepatitis.
• The Moose Hawkeye, Trapper and Spearchucker try to save a Korean girl from bondage to an American sergeant.
• I Hate a Mystery Hawkeye turns sleuth to solve a rash of robberies in which he is the prime suspect.
• Chief Surgeon Who? Frank complains to Gen Barker when Hawkeye is appointed chief surgeon at the 4077th.
• Requiem for a Lightweight Trapper, coached by Hawkeye, enters the intercamp boxing tournament to prevent the transfer of a beautiful nurse.
• Cowboy Henry refuses to let a wounded chopper pilot go home.
• Yankee Doodle Doctor The surgeons at the 4077th decide to `rewrite' an Army documentary spotlighting their unit.
• Bananas, Crackers and Nuts (After Me, the Deluge) When Hawkeye is denied an R & R pass he thinks he needs, he concocts a wild case history for an Army psychiatrist to study.
• Edwina When it's discovered that a robust nurse is lonely and sad, the other nurses declare they will hold back their favours until she gets a boyfriend.
• Dear Dad At Christmastime, Hawkeye writes a letter to his father describing what a doctor's life is like at the 4077th.
• Love Story Radar gets a recorded `Dear John' letter, and the doctors try to come to his assistance with a new girl.
• Tuttle Hawkeye and Trapper, with an assist from Radar, make up a fictitious captain in order to donate his salary to an orphanage.
• The Ringbanger The doctors conspire to retire a gung-ho colonel whose military exploits are making the hospital busier than usual.
• Dear Dad... Again Hawkeye writes to his father detailing Radar's attempts at passing an exam and a sudden cooling of affections between Frank and Margaret.
• Sometimes You Hear the Bullet Frank throws his back out and applies for a Purple Heart, while Hawkeye mourns the loss of a friend and sends an underage soldier home.
• The Longjohn Flap During a cold snap, a pair of long johns sent to Hawkeye from home becomes a much-sought-after commodity.
• Major Fred C Dobbs When Frank threatens to leave, Hawkeye and Trapper find it means double duty for them and invent a way to make him stay.
• Sticky Wicket After a bad session in the O.R., Hawkeye quarrels with Frank over his inadequacies, then finds one of his own patients is sinking fast.
• The Army-Navy Game While settling down to listen to the Army-Navy game, the 4077th is bombarded and left with an unexploded bomb to defuse.
• Cease-Fire News spreads throughout the camp that a cease-fire is imminent.
• Showtime While an entertainer does a show from an improvised stage in the compound, the comedy and drama of the doctors' lives go on.
• Divided We Stand The personnel of the 4077th try to make a good impression on a psychiatrist when threatened with reassignment.
• Radar's Report Unrequited love, death, danger, duty and tomfoolery make up a typical day in the 4077th. Guest starring Joan Van Ark.
• 5 O'Clock Charlie Daily bombing near the hospital by an inept North Korean pilot becomes the leading spectator sport at the 4077th.
• For the Good of the Outfit Hawkeye and Trapper are determined to make an issue of the accidental shelling of a South Korean village by U.S. artillery.
• Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde After three days of near-continuous duty, Hawkeye's behaviour becomes wackier than usual.
• L.I.P. An enlisted man who wants to marry a Korean girl comes to Hawkeye for help.
• Kim A small Korean boy with minor injuries captures the hearts of all in the 4077th.
• The Trial of Henry Blake Hot Lips and Frank challenge Henry's fitness to command by reporting the activities of the 4077th to the Army brass.
• Dear Dad... Three Hawkeye writes a letter to his father, telling him some of the wacky goings-on at the 4077th.
• The Sniper The personnel of the 4077th are besieged by a lone sniper who believes he is firing on U.S. headquarters.
• Carry on, Hawkeye Hawkeye is the only doctor left to operate when the flu hits the 4077th.
• The Incubator Hawkeye and Trapper battle the brass all the way to the top in their efforts to get an incubator for the unit.
• Deal Me Out The officers' weekly poker game at the 4077th is interrupted by three separate emergencies.
• Hot Lips and Empty Arms When Hot Lips decides that life is passing her by, she dumps Frank and requests a transfer.
• Officers Only A general rewards the 4077th with an officers club after Hawkeye and Trapper save his son's life.
• Henry in Love While on leave in Tokyo, Henry becomes infatuated with a younger woman fresh from the United States.
• For Want of a Boot Hawkeye is willing to wheel and deal with anyone for a new pair of boots.
• Operation Noselift Hawkeye and Trapper arrange for an unauthorised but much-needed nose job for an enlisted man.
• The Chosen People A dispossessed Korean family and a girl with a GI baby cause problems for the 4077th.
• As You Were For a few days the 4077th has no casualties, but when the fighting picks up, it is back to business as usual.
• Crisis The personnel of the 4077th respond in the usual manner when supply lines are cut short and they face critical shortages.
• George Hawkeye and Trapper `persuade' Frank not to request a dishonourable discharge for a wounded homosexual soldier.
• Mail Call After the mail comes, Trapper makes plans to desert, and Frank rearranges his stock portfolio.
• A Smattering of Intelligence The 4077th complicates the endeavours of two secret agents investigating each other.
• Too Many Cooks A clumsy soldier lifts the 4077th's spirits, but Col. Potter remains down in the dumps.
• Are You Now, Margaret? A congressional aide on a fact-finding tour visits the 4077th.
• Guerrilla My Dreams Hawkeye wants to heal a wounded Korean woman whom an ROK officer wants to question.
• Period of Adjustment Radar's departure puts Klinger and B.J. in the dumps.
• Private Finance When Klinger tries to help a South Korean girl financially, her mother misunderstands his motives.
• Mr. and Mrs. Who? Charles is sure he had a great time in Tokyo, if he could only remember what he did.
• The Yalu Brick Road Hawkeye and B.J. become lost in enemy territory.
• Nurse Doctor Father Mulcahy becomes the object of a young nurse's affections.
• Life Time The 4077th races the clock to save severely wounded soldiers.
• Goodbye Radar Outside circumstances cause Radar to leave the 4077th.
• Goodbye Radar Klinger seems to lack Radar's knack for cutting through red tape to get some much-needed supplies for the unit.
• Dreams Dreams and nightmares plague the overworked 4077th.
• Dear Uncle Abdul Klinger falls victim to the peculiar behaviour of the 4077th's personnel.
• Captain's Outrageous The officers are drafted into running the saloon while Rosie is in the hospital.
• Stars and Stripes B.J. and Charles clash when they are both honoured for an operation.
• Heal Thy Self Col. Potter and Charles become strange bedfellows when they come down with the mumps.
• Yessir, That's Our Baby The 4077th finds a little bundle of joy on its doorstep.
• Bottle Fatigue Hawkeye puts the 4077th on edge when he goes on the wagon. Guest starring Shelley Long.
• Morale Victory Hawkeye and B.J. are appointed morale officers of the unit.
• Old Soldiers When Hawkeye becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, he must contend with an `invasion' of Koreans.
• Lend a Hand Hawkeye flees to the front with an archenemy to avoid a `surprise' birthday party.
• Goodbye, Cruel World Klinger grows desperate to return home when his effort to bring Toledo to the unit fails.
• April Fools A no-nonsense colonel visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranks.
• War Co-Respondent Happily married B.J. falls for a war correspondent.
• Back Pay Angered by the way civilian doctors are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services.
• Peace on Us Hawkeye finds the peace so disgusting that he decides to take some action.
• B.J. Papa San B.J. becomes a surrogate father to a Korean family when the young daughter seeks medical assistance for her father.
• Baby, It's Cold Outside Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp when he receives a winterized polar suit from his parents.
• Commander Pierce Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th.
• Billfold Syndrome Turned down for a future position at home, Charles is so irate he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit.
• Lil Col. Potter strikes up a warm friendship with a visiting head nurse.
• They Call the Wind Korea A strong windstorm hits the 4077th, and the unit busy themselves securing everything in the camp.
• Our Finest Hour Clete Roberts reports from the 4077th on Korean War conditions, conducting a series of interviews.
• Our Finest Hour Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.
• None like It Hot The oppressive Korean heat gets to everyone, especially Klinger.
• Out of Gas Heavy casualties nearly exhaust the unit's supply of Pentothal.
• Major Ego Charles assumes heroic proportions after reviving a dying patient with heart massage.
• Dear Comrade Hawkeye and B.J. discover Charles living the life of Riley due to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant.
• An Eye for a Tooth Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for a promotion philosophically until he hears of a heroic helicopter pilot's advancement.
• Point of View The 4077th is seen through a wounded soldier's eyes.
• Preventive Medicine A careless colonel increases the number of seriously wounded soldiers arriving at the compound.
• Dear Sis Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter home to his sister.
• The Price Col. Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral; Hawkeye and B.J. try to help a young Korean.
• Hot Lips Is Back in Town Hot Lips celebrates her just-granted divorce.
• Inga Hawkeye falls for a Swedish doctor who arrives at the 4077th to observe combat surgery.
• The Young and the Restless A young surgeon from Tokyo makes the doctors of the 4077th feel out of touch with new medical practises.
• Ain't Love Grand Both Charles and Klinger develop romantic liaisons while forgetting their troubles at Rosie's Bar.
• C*A*V*E The 4077th's evacuation to a nearby cave poses another hazard for Hawkeye, who has a problem Col. Potter is unaware of.
• The Party B.J. tries to organise a present-day, stateside gathering of 4077th families.
• Rally Around the Flag Boys Col. Flagg shows up at the 4077th again, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer.
• A Night at Rosie's Hawkeye, B.J. and their medical cohorts find a new way to escape the depressive atmosphere of the war.
• Bug-Out A rumour that the 4077th is going to ``bug out'' becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.
• Bug-Out A rumour that the 4077th is going to ``bug out'' becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.
• Margaret's Engagement When Hot Lips phones from Tokyo to say there is big news, Frank assumes it is his expected promotion.
• Hawk's Nightmare Hawkeye's extreme exhaustion manifests itself in the form of nocturnal basketball games and frightening nightmares.
• Lt. Radar O'Reilly Radar's sudden promotion to lieutenant stuns everyone but Hawkeye and B.J., who were responsible.
• Out of Sight, Out of Mind Hawkeye's face is badly burnt when a stove he is trying to fix explodes.
• The General's Practitioner Hawkeye is picked to be the personal physician for a corps commander until he gives the general a physical.
• The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan Hot Lips' mysterious disappearance so disturbs Frank that he shoots B.J. while preparing to search for her.
• The Nurses The long-smoldering feud between Hot Lips and the nurses in her command comes to a head when she confines one of them to her tent. Guest starring Gregory Harrison.
• Dear Sigmund Psychiatrist Maj. Freedman visits the 4077th to clear his head and finds release in its unique form of insanity.
• The Colonel's Horse Sudden symptoms of illness in Hot Lips and in Col. Potter's favourite mare cause concern in the 4077th.
• Mulcahy's War An embittered private refuses to heed Father Mulcahy's counsel because the priest has never experienced front-line duty.
• Hawkeye Get Your Gun Exhausted from 24 hours of duty, Hawkeye and Col. Potter respond to a desperate call from a Korean army hospital requesting surgeons.
• The Korean Surgeon Frank is antagonistic toward a wounded North Korean officer who describes his own injury and correctly diagnoses the wounds of other patients.
• Exorcism Mysterious happenings in the 4077th seem to confirm the Korean belief in an unseen world of demons and ancestral spirits.
• End Run A football hero creates a perplexing psychological problem for Hawkeye and B.J. when he suffers a wound that will end his career.
• Ping-Pong The company's young Korean table tennis champion persuades Hawkeye and B.J. to lend him money for an engagement ring.
• The Most Unforgettable Character Radar is accepted to the `Famous Las Vegas Writers School' and begins recording his impressions of the 4077th.
• Souvenirs Hawkeye and B.J. decide to do something about a helicopter pilot who uses natives to gather battlefield bric-a-brac to sell as war souvenirs.
• Margaret's Marriage Maj. Houlihan's fiance arrives at the 4077th and shocks Frank by asking him to be his best man.
• 38 Across Stumped by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye radios a Navy buddy for help, but his call is interpreted as a medical emergency.
• Hanky Panky When B.J. attempts to comfort a nurse who has marriage troubles, he discovers a romantic problem of his own.
• Hepatitis An outbreak of infectious hepatitis threatens the entire medical staff of the 4077th.
• Movie Tonight Col. Potter plans to show his all-time favourite Western as a pick-me-up for the company's badly sagging morale.
• Post Op The surgical teams must somehow cope with a critical shortage of blood during a grueling 18-hour operating session.
• Fade In, Fade Out Charles Winchester joins the team; Hot Lips returns from her honeymoon; Klinger learns that his lawyer is a phony.
• Fade In, Fade Out Charles Winchester is unhappy with his surroundings at the 4077th; Frank receives psychiatric treatment to get over his love affair with Hot Lips.
• The Last Laugh B.J. receives a visit from an old college friend who proceeds to play practical jokes on the M*A*S*H members.
• Fallen Idol Radar becomes depressed when he thinks that his manhood has not been fulfilled.
• Images Radar gets a tattoo; Hot Lips doesn't think that Nurse Cooper is working out.
• War of Nerves Embroiled in tension and nerves, they have a bonfire to release stress his injuries caused after he had sent him back into combat.
• The Winchester Tapes Hawkeye wants to go to Seoul for a weekend with Nurse Gilmore. Charles Winchester has taped a letter home asking his rich parents to help bring him home to America; Hawkeye and B.J. switch Winchester's clothes; Winchester then has to alter his eating patterns.
• The Light That Failed Everyone is in an uproar when the emergency supply of light bulbs turns out to be an ice cream churn.
• Tea and Empathy Klinger and Father Mulcahy risk their lives to recover stolen medical supplies from a nearby bombed-out school.
• The Grim Reaper Winchester and Hot Lips get food poisoning from an imported can of pheasant, Hawkeye is reprimanded for fighting.
• The M*A*S*H Olympics Alarmed at the poor physical condition of his unit, Col. Potter decides to hold a M*A*S*H olympics .
• In Love and War Hawkeye falls in love with a woman from South Korea.
• Change Day Col. Potter learns new military money is being issued in hopes of confusing counterfeiters.
• Patient 4077 The junkman makes a much-needed surgical clamp for the 4077th, Klinger throws out Hot Lips' wedding ring.
• The Smell of Music Hawkeye and B.J. are offended by Charles practising on the French horn, so they go on a bathing strike.
• Comrades in Arms Hawkeye and Hot Lips go to the 8063rd to demonstrate his arterial transplant operation.
• Comrades in Arms Hawkeye and Hot Lips come under heavy artillery fire in enemy territory, with Hawkeye receiving a leg wound.
• The Merchant of Korea B.J. borrows $200 from Charles to send to his wife, only to have Charles take advantage of him in various ways.
• What's Up Doc? When Margaret thinks she might be pregnant, the only rabbit available for the test is Radar's pet Fluffy.
• Potter's Retirement Col. Potter finds out that bad reports about him and the 4077th have reached Seoul.
• Mail Call Three After a delay of five weeks, five sacks of mail finally arrive at the 4077th.
• Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde Charles takes an amphetamine pill to give him energy but has some strange results.
• Major Topper Another psycho is broken in by Klinger and the last box of morphine appears to be contaminated.
• Your Hit Parade Radar borrows Charles' record player and takes over as the M*A*S*H disc jockey.
• Temporary Duty A `chest cutter' and a nurse from the 8063rd are sent to the 4077th in return for Hawkeye and Nurse Bigelow.
• Cementing Relationships Margaret is pursued by a hotblooded Italian soldier.
• No Sweat The 4077th suffers a long, sleepless night during a scorching heat wave.
• Letters Hawkeye turns the 4077th into pen pals for fourth-graders back in the States.
• The Best of Enemies Hawkeye falls into enemy hands while driving to Seoul.
• Father's Day Margaret's father visits Korea.
• Your Retention, Please Brokenhearted Klinger loses his wife for the second time.
• Taking the Fifth Love-starved Hawkeye goes on the prowl.
• Death Takes a Holiday Santa Claus visits the 4077th during a Christmas cease-fire.
• A War for All Seasons The year 1951 seems to fly by for the 4077th.
• Tell It to the Marines Maj. Charles Winchester assumes command of the 4077th.
• Depressing News Klinger becomes a newspaper editor.
• Operation Friendship Klinger becomes a hero when an explosion rocks the operating room.
• No Laughing Matter Hawkeye gives up jokes while Charles schemes to give up Korea.
• Oh, How We Danced B.J. braces for a wedding anniversary without Peg as Charles prepares for front-line action.
• Bottoms Up Hawkeye becomes a villain after his practical joke on Charles goes awry.
• Red/White Blues Col. Potter is overwhelmed by the attention he receives as his staff tries to reduce his blood pressure before his annual physical.
• Bless You, Hawkeye Hawkeye is overcome by a mysterious bout of nonstop sneezing.
• The Life You Save Charles becomes obsessed with death following a sniper attack.
• That's Show Biz The sudden illness of a USO singer brings the touring troupe to the 4077th.
• That's Show Biz The ailing USO singer undergoes emergency surgery as the troupe entertains the camp.
• Blood Brothers Hawkeye must tell a wounded soldier that tests indicate he has chronic leukaemia and can't give blood to his best buddy.
• The Foresight Saga A letter from Radar brightens the colonel's day until Klinger accidentally breaks his glasses.
• Identity Crisis The problems of three wounded soldiers disrupt the lives of those around them.
• Rumour at the Top When a general's emissary is sent to the 4077th to check it out, rumours' about the visitor's real purpose run rampant.
• Snap Judgement Klinger is tried for the theft of the Polaroid camera, and enlists Charles as his representation in court.