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• Pilot Looking down on her friends and family isn't a way of life for Mary Alice Young, it's a way of death. One day, in her perfect house, in the loveliest of suburbs, Mary Alice ended it all. Now she's taking us into the lives of her family, friends and neighbours, commenting from her elevated point of view.
• Ah, but Underneath The women of Wisteria Lane grapple with their own problems and the disturbing note addressed to Mary Alice.
• Pretty Little Picture Adulterous Gabrielle finds herself the victim of a nine-year-old blackmailer, Bree struggles to keep her crumbling marriage a secret and Susan bares all, in more ways than one, as she confronts her ex-husband.
• Who's That Woman? Cash-strapped Mrs Huber works out that Susan had something to do with Edie's house fire and tries to blackmail her, while Carlos becomes suspicious that Gabrielle is seeing another man, but targets the wrong suspect.
• Come In, Stranger A break-in on Wisteria Lane leaves the neighbours feeling vulnerable, and Susan reluctantly accepts a date with a persistent policeman after Mike Delfino appears disinterested in her.
• Running to Stand Still Lynette locks horns with an officious mum at the twins' school who is trying to produce a politically correct play about `Little Red Riding Hood', while Susan continues to investigate the mystery of Zach's sudden disappearance.
• Anything You Can Do Susan is miffed when Mike's unexpected, and very sexy house guest Kendra, forces him to postpone their first official date. Lynette becomes steadily more dependant on the twins' attention deficit disorder medication, Gabrielle becomes jealous of the `other' woman in John's life, and Bree's kids mutiny when they learn their dad has moved out.
• Guilty In the aftermath of tragedy, the residents of Wisteria Lane take stock of their lives. Meanwhile, Susan grows suspicious of Mike Delfino's real reason for moving to the street, and Lynette reaches breaking point.
• Suspicious Minds Looking to give her life a purpose, Gabrielle decides to organise a glamorous Halston fashion show for charity highlighting the ladies of Wisteria Lane, but Susan is less than charitable.
• Come Back to Me Über mom Maisy Gibbons returns, and her secret life intersects with Bree's. Meanwhile Gabrielle's predicament worsens, Susan plans to take her relationship with Mike to the next level, and Lynette, suspicious of her new nanny, decides to secretly videotape her.
• Move On Edie organises a neighbourhood search for the missing Mrs Huber, just as the absent busybody's sister arrives on Wisteria Lane. Meanwhile, Bree resigns herself to her marital state and asks an attractive pharmacist on a date, Susan's ex, Karl, suddenly reappears in her life, Lynette fears that Tom is attracted to the new nanny, and Gabrielle sinks to new depths.
• Every Day a Little Death The residents of Wisteria Lane finally learn Martha Huber's fate, and the truth has unexpected consequences for Susan. Meanwhile Bree finds her new beau, George, getting a little too close for comfort, Lynette concocts an elaborate fib about Parker's health to get into a yoga class, and Carlos returns, but his homecoming isn't quite what Gabrielle had in mind.
• Your Fault When Lynette's father-in-law pays a visit, she unwittingly learns a family secret, and Susan is disturbed by Julie's growing romance with Zach.
• Love Is in the Air It's Valentine's Day on Wisteria Lane, and love is all around, as Susan looks forward to a romantic date with Mike Delfino, until she learns a surprising fact about her favourite plumber.
• Impossible Mike Delfino is questioned about Mrs Huber's murder, while John's friend Justin attempts to blackmail Gabrielle with his knowledge of their affair. Meanwhile, Tom wants a big promotion - but Lynette fears that she'd be home alone with the kids more than ever, and Bree is shocked when she finds a condom especially when she learns whom it belongs to.
• The Ladies Who Lunch Maisy Gibbons' secret hobby is exposed when she's arrested for prostitution, in full view of the residents of Wisteria Lane, and when news of a little black book surfaces, Bree becomes determined to suppress news of Rex's dalliance with the domestic dominatrix.
• There Won't Be Trumpets There's a change in Mama Solis's condition, Lynette befriends a deaf woman whose children also attend Barcliff, Bree encounters more trouble with son Andrew, and Susan finds herself attracted to Edie's new contractor.
• Children Will Listen Susan's mum, Sophie, pays an unannounced visit to Wisteria Lane after she and her boyfriend call it quits. Meanwhile, Gabrielle faces Carlos's wrath after he learns about the settlement, and Lynette and Bree experience a chill in their friendship after Bree babysits Lynette's kids and dares to discipline Porter.
• Live Alone and Like It Lynette discovers that no good deed goes unpunished when she momentarily befriends mean Mrs McCluskey, and Susan, still reeling from her break-up with Mike, is mortified when her mum, also newly single - decides to jump start both their love lives.
• Fear No More Some unwelcome faces resurface as George Williams re-enters Bree's life, and Lynette discovers that Tom's old girlfriend has been hired at his firm. Meanwhile, Gabrielle plans a big party to bid farewell to Carlos, who's about to head off to jail, and Susan and Julie encounter less-than-neighbourly behaviour from the Young family.
• Sunday in the Park with George George Williams continues to worm his way into Bree's life, Lynette tries to spice things up with Tom who, she fears, is losing interest, Gabrielle's latest man troubles grow even more complicated, and Susan gets a surprise visitor.
• Goodbye for Now Susan makes a decision about Mike Delfino, Lynette takes steps to make sure Annabel doesn't come between her and Tom, Bree comes to a realisation about George the pharmacist, and Carlos' legal problems take a turn for the worse. Meanwhile, Gabrielle chases an elderly couple away from Wisteria Lane.
• One Wonderful Day The housewives have a new neighbour: strict disciplinarian Betty Applewhite, Andrew Van De Kamp has a fight with Justin, who he had been experimenting with sexually, and the past comes back to haunt Wisteria Lane.
• Next Gabrielle, Lynette and Susan attempt to comfort Bree while Phyllis, Rex's mother, arrives on Wisteria Lane. Meanwhile, Mike and Susan deal with Zach while Gabrielle struggles with the two men in her life.
• You Could Drive a Person Crazy Susan is surprised to meet Edie's new boyfriend, Lynette questions Tom's housekeeping, Gabrielle helps a woman find her power, and Bree endures the grieving process of her mother-in-law.
• You'll Never Get Away from Me Bree's relationship with Phyllis hits a new low, and Susan tries to get used to Edie's new role in Julie's life.
• My Heart Belongs to Daddy Gabrielle causes a prison riot while visiting Carlos, Lynette learns that Parker has an imaginary friend, and Susan helps Mike search for Zach.
• They Asked Me Why I Believe in You Susan's long-time book agent and dear friend, Lonny Moon, gets into financial trouble, Lynette is forced to go out to bars night after night with her man-hungry boss Nina, Bree re-buries Rex amid police suspicions, and Gaby hires hotshot lawyer David Bradley to defend Carlos.
• I Wish I Could Forget You As Carlos continues to serve his jail sentence, Gabrielle valiantly tries to free him. Meanwhile Mike and Susan face a crisis in their relationship, and Paul Young returns.
• Colour and Light Tom and Lynette learn more about their new neighbours, Bree answers a big question, and Betty loses something precious. Meanwhile, Gabrielle revisits her past when old friends come to town.
• The Sun Won't Set The neighbours panic about the intruder who's on the loose on Wisteria Lane, Susan learns shocking news about her father at her mother's wedding, Bree's `engagement' to George hits a bump, and Gabrielle learns to let go.
• That's Good, That's Bad Lynette takes charge of office politics, Gabrielle is jealous of Carlos's new `holier-than-thou' confidante, and Betty tries to help Caleb.
• Coming Home Bree brings Andrew home and tells him about George poisoning his father, and Lynette tries to start up a daycare centre in Parcher and Murphy by recruiting employees' children to get the programme started. Elsewhere, Gabrielle and Sister Mary Bernard face off over Carlos's mission of mercy to Africa, and Susan confronts her biological father's wife after she thinks she is having an affair.
• One More Kiss Gabrielle and Lynette's friendship is tested when Gabrielle kisses Tom, Mike and Paul come to blows, Andrew attempts to blackmail Bree although Bree receives help from an unlikely source, and the Applewhites cause more intrigue on Wisteria Lane.
• We're Gonna Be All Right After a number of bad dates, Susan finally meets Dr Right. Meanwhile, some old pictures of Gabrielle turn up on the internet, Tom is alarmed when his kids come down with chicken pox because he's never had it, and Bree is arrested.
• There's Something About a War Dr Ron informs Susan that she needs a Splenectomy, and Gabrielle and her arch-enemy Sister Mary Bernard clash in church. Elsewhere, Tom decides to apply for a job at Lynette's workplace, which brings up past issues from their marriage, and Matthew and Danielle's secret relationship is discovered by their parents.
• Silly People Lynette is forced to bail Tom out when he gets involved in a series of humiliating dares with their boss Ed, Gabrielle and Carlos come to the aid of a girl being exploited by a neighbour - but Gabby does a bit of exploiting of her own, and Susan must remarry in order to cash-in on a partner's health insurance.
• Thank You So Much Edie thinks that Karl is going to pop the question after she finds an engagement ring and prenuptial agreement in his briefcase. Meanwhile, Gabrielle learns that she is highly unlikely to conceive a child again because of complications caused by her recent miscarriage, and Bree's problem with alcohol worsens.
• There Is No Other Way Carlos and Gabrielle decide to adopt, but the process is a lot more difficult than either had expected. Meanwhile, Susan finally has her surgery, a showdown between Bree and her son Andrew leads to all-out war between the pair, and Tom struggles with taking orders from Lynette at work.
• Could I Leave You? Susan invites Dr Ron to meet Karl after he finds out about their arranged marriage, and Lynette is surprised that a woman at work is still breast-feeding her child of five. Elsewhere, Gabrielle becomes very picky when choosing a birth mother and a beautiful baby, and Bree has to deal with a fresh accusation from Andrew.
• Everybody Says Don't Carlos and Gaby learn the truth about their baby as an ex-stripper gives birth to her child, and Gabrielle holds her for the first time. Also, Paul Young comes to face his demons head on with Wisteria Lane, and lastly, Lynette is forced to give a court deposition about Bree's drinking and alcoholism.
• Don't Look at Me Lynette is called in to her kids' school again when Parker becomes obsessed with finding out where babies come from. Elsewhere, Carlos and Gabrielle must go to court to get custody of baby Lily, Bree's father and stepmother come to town to mediate between Andrew and her, and Susan finds that she still has feelings for Karl.
• It Wasn't Meant to Happen Gabrielle and Carlos are shocked when the father of their baby shows up to take the infant back, Lynette tries to help Ed heat up his sex life, Karl decides to break up with Edie, and Bree is shocked to discover how bad Peter's other addiction truly is.
• I Know Things Now Bree and Andrew reach an impasse in their relationship as tension reaches a critical point. Meanwhile, Ed fires Tom, and Edie's private detective uncovers details of Karl and Susan's relationship.
• No One Is Alone Reaching the end of her tether, Bree checks herself into the Fairview pyschiatric hospital. Elsewhere, Lynette suspects that Tom is cheating so she follows him to Atlantic City, Susan must start over, and Felicia Tilman has more in store for Paul Young.
• Remember Flashbacks take us back to to moving-in day on Wisteria Lane for Bree, Lynette, Susan and Gabrielle and to how Mary Alice brought them all together. Also, in other flashbacks the Applewhites' dark past in Chicago is revealed. Back in the present, Bree gets some frightening news, and Susan moves into a trailer after her house is set on fire.
• Remember The ladies of Wisteria Lane reveal all in a series of flashbacks highlighting their arrivals on the infamous avenue. Back in the present, Mike competes with Karl for Susan, Lynette faces a crisis in her marriage, and Gabrielle learns more about Carlos and Xiao-Mei's seemingly closer relationship.
• Listen to the Rain on the Roof The darkly comedic look at suburbia returns for a third season. It is six months later and rain is falling on Wisteria Lane. With a baby on the way and her marriage on the rocks, Gabrielle finds she has more than she can handle, Lynette tries to embrace a newly discovered stepdaughter, Bree finds her new love's past is beginning to unfold, and Susan meets a charming Englishman while visiting Mike in hospital.
• It Takes Two Bree says `I do' in a fairy-tale wedding, Edie gets an unexpected houseguest, Susan and Ian have their first official date while their respective lovers are still in comas, and Xaio-Mei delivers Gaby and Carlos's long-awaited bundle of joy.
• A Weekend in the Country It's a holiday weekend on Wisteria Lane. Bree and Orson are going on their honeymoon, Gabrielle goes to a spa, Tom is going on a camping trip with the kids, and Susan is going on a quiet romantic getaway with Ian, however things don't go as planned. Tom calls Lynette with an emergency, Bree sees Andrew at the airport featured on TV as a homeless teenager, and Gabrielle runs into John.
• Like It Was Susan receives some surprising news while she's away on a romantic weekend with Ian, Lynette continues to try to support the family while Tom chases his dreams, and Bree finds her family is anything but perfect.
• Nice She Ain't Gaby and Carlos's divorce reaches new levels of bitterness, Lynette becomes the co-owner of a new business venture, and Susan struggles with her love for two men.
• Sweetheart, I Have to Confess Susan drunkenly professes her love for Ian, Gabrielle and Carlos try to rekindle their love after Gabrielle admits she still cares for him, Bree is confronted with Orson's past, and Nora and Lynette go to war.
• Bang Everyone's lives on Wisteria Lane are forever changed when Carolyn Bigsby holds shoppers hostage at a local supermarket. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Carlos finish dividing their assets: Gabrielle gets the house, and Carlos gets everything in it.
• Children and Art Bree meets Orson's mother - although Orson doesn't like it, Gaby decides to get back into modelling, Susan refuses to allow Julie to see Austin, and Lynette is suspicious of her new neighbour.
• Beautiful Girls After discovering a wall of photos of half-naked boys in her neighbour's basement, Lynette is convinced Art is a paedophile. Elsewhere, Gabrielle takes a shot at training potential young beauty queens, Susan stays at Ian's house and clashes with his butler, and another part of Orson's past is revealed.
• The Miracle Song The residents of Wisteria Lane celebrate their annual holiday block party. Meanwhile, Gabrielle sets her eyes on the father of a girl she's coaching, Mike is arrested for Monique's murder and, thanks to Lynette, mothers of the neighbourhood arrange a protest against Art.
• No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds Tom and Lynette try to make Kayla feel like part of the family, Alma Hodge decides to pay Orson and Bree a visit, Susan visits Mike in jail to tell him about the lawyer Ian got him, and Gabrielle accuses Carlos of trying to sabotage her relationship with Bill.
• Not While I'm Around Gabrielle's secret admirer is revealed, the new Scavo Pizzeria faces an uncertain future, and Wisteria Lane gets a new neighbour.
• Come Play Wiz Me Gabrielle can't avoid Zach, Mike's new lawyer suggests he pleads guilty - but Susan doesn't agree, Gloria tells Bree that she and Alma think Bree is the other woman, and instead of going back to work, Lynette pretends to be ill so she can help Tom promote the pizzeria at a food fair.
• I Remember That Ian proposes to Susan, the Scavo pizzeria prepares for its grand opening, and Mike visits a hypnotherapist in hopes of remembering Monique.
• The Little Things You Do Together All of Wisteria Lane gathers at Pizzeria Scavo for the grand opening event, while one resident meets an untimely fate and another accepts a marriage proposal.
• My Husband, the Pig Mike confronts Orson about having planted the bloody wrench that killed Monique on him, a smooth-talking mayoral candidate runs into Gabrielle, Tom decides to surprise Lynette with a night out for their nine-year anniversary, and Ian presents Susan with a diamond ring.
• Dress Big Lynette tries to change the uniforms at the pizzeria, Susan meets Ian's parents, Edie's romance is on the rocks, and Victor gives Gabrielle a dress as a gift.
• Liaisons Lynette faces new problems when Tom experiences back pain and she has to handle the pizzeria by herself. Elsewhere, Victor is in the running to become mayor and he is a favoured candidate, and the girls have a poker game but end up getting distracted by the hunky man who works around Gaby's house.
• God, That's Good Gabrielle and Victor face a crisis as a picture of them sharing a passionate moment in an elevator is used to blackmail them. Elsewhere, Edie gets into a fight with one of the ladies, while another Wisteria Lane resident ends up in hospital.
• Gossip Susan goes to the therapist and realises she must choose between Ian and Mike, and Travers is having a birthday party which only spells trouble for Mrs McCluskey.
• Into the Woods Mike comes to Susan and Ian's rescue, and after the Pizzeria is robbed, Tom makes a disturbing discovery.
• What Would We Do Without You? Secrets are revealed and relationships tested on Wisteria Lane as Bree returns from her honeymoon, Lynette's mother comes to town, and Gabrielle and Susan both prepare to walk up the aisle.
• Getting Married Today Bree and Orson return to Wisteria Lane for Gabby and Victor's fairytale wedding, Lynette's estranged mother turns up on her doorstep, and there's a surprise wedding at an unexpected location.
• Now You Know The neighbourhood is shocked when news about Edie spreads though Fairview, Lynette battles with the effects of chemotherapy, and a new family moves to Wisteria Lane.
• Smiles of a Summer Night After realising Tom has been letting her win at cards, Lynette kicks him out of her chemo sessions, and Katherine throws a lunch for Lynette, to which Bree insists on bringing dessert: her very own lemon meringue pie. However, Katherine replaces the pie with one of her own, and Bree is determined to get the recipe. Elsewhere, Julie desperately wants to go to a party, but Mike advises against it.
• The Game Bree informs the housewives of what she overheard in the Mayfair house, Stella makes some special brownies to help Lynette through chemotherapy, and Susan throws a charades party for the whole neighbourhood.
• If There's Anything I Can't Stand Edie is shocked when she receives some news at the gynaecologist's office and an unexpected visitor discovers Bree's pregnancy is a hoax.
• Art Isn't Easy The Wisteria Lane Neighbourhood Association leaps into action when they see the contemporary water sculpture that Bob and Lee have installed in their front garden. Elsewhere, Edie finds out about the affair that Carlos is having with Gaby, just as John Rowland - Carlos and Gaby's former gardener - turns up unexpectedly wanting to rekindle an old romance.
• Now I Know, Don't Be Scared Halloween is a night of horrors for Edie, whose worst nightmares become reality when Carlos walks out of their relationship. Elsewhere, Susan finds Mike's father, even though he was supposed to be dead, and Danielle goes into labour right in the middle of the Halloween party, but who will deliver the baby?
• You Can't Judge a Book by It's Cover Lynette's sisters Lydia and Lucy visit Wisteria Lane, and while having dinner with Susan and Mike, Bree and Orson realise that they have different views on whether their newborn baby should be circumcised. Elsewhere, when Victor confronts Gaby about her affair with Carlos, her dramatic reaction causes a splash. Later, Bree tells Susan that she thinks Mike is a drug addict.
• Distant Past Adam Mayfair is shocked when a mysterious stalker from his past shows up on Wisteria Lane, Bree and Orson encounter marital problems with a new baby in their lives, and Lynette reunites with her long-lost stepfather.
• Something's Coming A tornado hits Wisteria Lane, forcing residents into basements, cellars and safe rooms, and Susan ends up at the hospital after falling down the stairs.
• Welcome to Kanagawa The residents of Wisteria Lane begin to rebuild their lives after the deadly tornado. With Mrs McCluskey's house completely destroyed, Lynette faces the possibility that her family and Ida Greenberg may not have survived, and Katherine finds out that someone knows the truth about her mysterious past.
• In Buddy's Eyes Bree and Katherine collaborate to organise a grand social event after discovering that their similarities could lead to a real friendship, and Lynette is taken aback when Rick turns up at the pizzeria. Meanwhile, Gabrielle struggles with the reality of her life as she looks after a blind husband while trying to make ends meet, and Mike seeks forgiveness as part of his recovery programme.
• Hello, Little Girl Bree and Katherine decide to start a catering business together, Lynette tries to deny her feelings for Rick, and Mike learns the truth about his nearly fatal accident.
• Opening Doors Susan encounters her ex-husband in a surprising situation and discovers that his life has changed dramatically, and a horrified Lynette finds out that the culprit behind the fire at Rick's restaurant is from her own family, but Tom refuses to believe the truth. Elsewhere, Bree begs Orson to turn himself in to the police, and their marriage cracks under the strain, while Gabrielle rents a room to a young artist.
• Mother Said Adele Delfino, Susan's mother-in-law, arrives for a visit, Carlos and Gabrielle find out that their tenant Ellie has a dark secret, and a full-scale war erupts between Bree and Edie.
• The Gun Song Susan and Mike fall out about what name to give their newborn son, Lynette is arrested for child abuse when Kayla makes false allegations of ill-treatment, and Bree resorts to flirting with Rev Green in an attempt to make obsessed Orson give up and leave her alone, but her plan backfires. Surprisingly, Gabrielle develops a bond with Ellie, and Wayne begins to suspect that Dylan is not his child.
• Sunday In the aftermath of the tornado, Lynette decides to go to church with Bree, but the awkward questions she asks the Reverend could harm Bree's political ambitions at the church. Elsewhere, Edie tells Gabrielle the truth about Carlos's blindness, and a piece of paper Dylan rescued from the fire and a visit from Susan's cousin Tim both shed further light on what happened in Chicago.
• Free Bob and Lee's wedding ceremony finally takes place, but there are problems with the catering. Meanwhile, Gabrielle finds a large sum of money hidden in Ellie's teddy bear after her fugitive tenant asks for her possessions back, and when Julie gets a university place, Susan has to come to terms with her daughter soon flying the nest. Elsewhere, Katherine's long-held secret is revealed.
• You're Gonna Love Tomorrow Five years have passed since Katherine shot her ex-husband as Susan, Lynette, Bree and Gaby stood together in solidarity to protect her.
• We're So Happy You're So Happy Worried about her sons keeping bad company, Lynette poses as a teenage girl and strikes up an internet friendship with Porter, who reveals an unexpectedly tender side to his personality. Elsewhere, Gaby refuses to tolerate her dwindling social status when she and Carlos are excluded from a party at the country club, and Susan feels self-conscious when Jackson encounters both of her ex-husbands.
• Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else There are bullies among the old and young. Bree's estranged daughter, Danielle, returns to Wisteria Lane and is met with a deluge of criticism.
• Back to Business Bree's new cookbook and entrepreneurial success has the women of Wisteria Lane feeling envious. Lynette's longing for a taste of her breadwinning days as an ad-exec leads her to lend an unsolicited hand to Bree's marketing plan.
• Mirror, Mirror Driven by a hidden agenda, Dave convinces Susan to throw Mrs McCluskey a surprise party for her 70th birthday, Jackson wants to take his relationship with Susan to the next level, Gaby's concerned she might be pregnant and Tom tells Lynette he's sold the pizzeria.
• There's Always a Woman One of Carlos's clients asks him to travel abroad with her for two months, but Gaby is less than pleased when she discovers the reason for the woman's generous offer. Meanwhile, Lynette thinks Tom is cheating on her, and Susan breaks up with Jackson. Elsewhere, the bond between Bree and Katherine grows, as Bree hatches a matchmaking plan.
• What More Do I Need? Lynette and Tom uncover the unsettling truth about son Porter, Gabrielle suspects Carlos's best client has ulterior motives, Bree's moment of weakness could bring her great embarrassment and shame, and Katherine's not so little secret is unveiled.
• City on Fire Julie returns to Wisteria Lane with her new boyfriend in tow, Gabrielle finds out the truth about Mrs Hildebrand, Katherine makes a confession to Susan, and a reporter is sniffing around Bree. Meanwhile, Lynette discovers that Porter plans to leave Fairview, and disaster looms when Tom, Mike, Orson, Carlos and Dave compete in a battle of the bands.
• Me and My Town For Gaby and Carlos, injuries sustained in the fire lead to a fortunate discovery, but for most, the consequences are less forgiving. Lynette and Tom vow to protect son Porter at any cost, Susan has to learn to let go of the man she loves and Orson's attempt at a good night's sleep puts Bree in a most precarious, though amusing, position on the day of her big cooking demonstration.
• A Vision's Just a Vision Darkness lifts and brings resolution for some, while others suffer in the depths of despair. Lynette does what any mother would do to protect her son.
• Home is the Place Mary Alice Young took her own life and now observes her one-time neighbours and their private lives.
• Connect! Connect! Mary Alice Young took her own life and now observes her one-time neighbours and their private lives.
• The Best Thing That Could Ever Happen The ladies are given pause by the loss of one man's life. When neighbourhood handyman, Eli Scruggs, passes away, the residents of Wisteria Lane come to realise just how much he affected their lives.
• Mama Spent Money When She Had None Bree treats herself to a new car while Lynette and Tom are forced to consider selling the Mustang to get some much needed extra cash.
• In a World Where the Kings Are Employers Susan starts a new job, Lynette tries to convince Tom to sell the pizzeria and Carlos receives a generous bonus.
• Crime Doesn't Pay In a gesture of friendship, Bree tells Lynette she'll help Tom secure a new job, but the best intentions will reach a tempestuous end and reveal Orson's shameful misdeeds.
• The Story of Lucy and Jessie Susan gets a little `closer' to another woman and Gaby convinces Carlos to hire Lynette.
• A Spark, To Pierce the Dark Bree considers selling her business to save her marriage and Edie uncovers the disturbing truth about Dave.
• Look Into Their Eyes and See What They Know As the women look back on Edie's life, Susan recalls their firstmeeting, Lynette reflects on a memorable night out, and Bree is reminded of the thoughtfulness she bestowed upon Orson.
• Rose's Turn Susan confides her dark secret in Dave.
• Bargaining Bree sinks to a new low to retain the best lawyer, and Jackson walks back into Susan's life with a proposal.
• Marry Me a Little Bree will stop at nothing to get what she wants.
• Everybody Says Don't Do It; If It's Only In Your Head Will Dave's plans to avenge his wife and child's deaths come to fruition?
• Everybody Says Don't Will Dave's plans to avenge his wife and child's death come to fruition when Susan accepts his `friendly' gesture? Meanwhile, Gaby runs into an old acquaintance who has lost everything, Lynette is upset with Tom for his latest bright idea, and Orson threatens to blackmail Bree.
• If It's Only in Your Head Susan and MJ's lives are in grave danger from Dave, Lynette adapts to Tom's decision to go back to school, Orson takes a beating that Bree can't comprehend, and Gaby's niece moves to Wisteria Lane.
• Nice Is Different Than Good The housewives from Wisteria Lane return. Mike Delfino's bride is revealed and Lynette faces up to the reality of another pregnancy.
• Being Alive Lynette keeps a secret from Susan, Gaby gives Ana advice on getting a guy's attention, Bree fears her affair with Karl will impact her friendship with Susan, and Angie is determined to protect her family's past.
• Never Judge a Lady by Her Lover Gaby reunites with her ex-lover/gardener John Rowland, Bree contemplates taking Karl away, Lynette and Tom break the news to their kids that she's pregnant again, while Susan is convinced her daughter was attacked by Angie's son.
• The God-Why-Don't-You-Love-Me Blues Having lost Mike takes its toll on Katherine so Bree comes to her aid as she unravels. Elsewhere, Gaby has grown weary of John's intentions with Ana, Susan discovers Julie secrets, and Angie throws her son Danny a party.
• Everybody Ought to Have a Maid Gaby is determined to prove she's a responsible mum, and Susan and Katherine come to blows over Mike.
• Don't Walk on the Grass Bree is still falling for Karl, Katherine is still chasing Mike and Gaby gets Juanita expelled from school.
• Careful the Things You Say Susan is in desperate need of help to figure out if Katherine was responsible for strangling her daughter. The detective who helps her, Denise Lapera, shares some history with her they both would rather forget.
• The Coffee Cup Susan uncovers a surprising connection between Katherine and Mike, Gaby tries to get Juanita into Catholic school, and Lynette's pregnancy becomes difficult to hide.
• Would I Think of Suicide? Mary Alice Young took her own life and now observes her one-time neighbours and their private lives.
• Boom Crunch Christmas cheer is curtailed when disaster strikes. Gaby and Lynette's friendship is on the brink of collapse, while Susan hatches a plan to help an irrational Katherine.
• If... In the aftermath of the plane crash, the residents of Wisteria Lane reflect on what their lives might have been had they made different choices.
• You Gotta Get a Gimmick Susan turns up the heat for Mike, whereas Lynette discovers Tom's true intentions, and Gabrielle is forced to examine feelings she's supressed regarding her heritage.
• How About a Friendly Shrink? Lynette balks at the idea of seeing a couples' therapist. Meanwhile, Katherine is seeing her own psychiatrist, Gaby and Susan are determined to find out which of if their kids are in the smartest group at school, and Angie disapproves of Danny's new girlfriend.
• The Glamorous Life Gaby and Angie challenge each other's parenting skills, Susan befriends a stripper and takes her under her wing, Lynette and Tom argue the merits of their new therapist, and a concerned Bree keeps a watchful eye on Orson for fear he may take his own life.
• Lovely A former stripper named Robin and Katherine go on a double date with two men and it turns out both men fall in love with Robin. Meanwhile, Parker and his friends spy on Robin as she showers at Susan's house.
• The Chase Celia comes down with the chicken pox, and having never had it herself, Gabrielle must keep her distance so she stays with Bob and Lee for a while.
• Chromolume No. 7 Gaby and Angie head to New York in search of Danny and Ana. While in the Big Apple, a chance encounter with supermodels Heidi Klum and Paulina Porizkova leads Gaby to an unexpected revelation about herself.
• My Two Young Men Angie's ex-boyfriend, Patrick, emerges after her trip to New York. Meanwhile it's game on between Gaby and Susan, as they go to shameless lengths to top each other's kids.
• We All Deserve to Die Determined to derail son Preston's marriage to Irina, Lynette discovers the truth about her future daughter-in-law.
• Epiphany The Fairview strangler has been living among the women of Wisteria Lane. He once caught Gabrielle and Carlos in an intimate moment. Bree offered him a job and dating advice, and Susan encouraged his passion for art.
• A Little Night Music After years on the run, Angie finally comes face to face with her ex-lover, Patrick Logan.
• The Ballad of Booth Angie discreetly relies on Gaby for help when Patrick threatens the life of her son, Bree offers Sam a generous payoff to walk away and Susan and Mike's financial woes result in the ultimate sacrifice.
• I Guess This Is Goodbye Gaby risks her safety to help Angie, Lynette's fate and that of her unborn child lie in the hands of Eddie and Susan comes to grips with her financial woes, while Bree considers confessing a secret she's harboured for years.
• Remember Paul? Paul Young returns to Wisteria Lane with questionable motives and Lynette's friend pays an unexpected visit to the Scavos.
• You Must Meet My Wife After Renee begins spending a lot of time with Tom, an angry Lynette feels she's trying to sabotage their marriage. Meanwhile, Bree fires Keith without warning when she suddenly finds herself falling for him, Susan is wracked with guilt about lying to Mike about her new side job, and Gabrielle rushes to the hospital after learning that Bree accidentally hit Juanita with the car.
• Truly Content Susan discovers that some of her sexy internet show moves are being copied by a competitor, Gabrielle hires a private detective to investigate an important matter - unbeknownst to Carlos, Lynette is stunned when Tom's doctor prescribes a rather unorthodox remedy for his depression, and Renee invites a reluctant Bree to go clubbing with her.
• The Thing That Counts is What's Inside Susan is horrified when she discovers that she has become the face of the provocative internet company she's been secretly working for and is now the cover model for their outdoor billboard ads.
• Let Me Entertain You Susan's days as a sexy internet sensation may be coming to an end after she angers an important client and incurs the wrath of her boss, Maxine. Meanwhile, Renee and Gabrielle are heading for a smackdown after each of them reveals an intimate secret about the other to the wrong people, and Bree finds herself exhausted by younger lover Keith's sexual stamina.
• Excited and Scared As Halloween approaches, Susan is forced to reveal her secret to a shocked Mike, Juanita becomes suspicious of Gabrielle's sudden interest in Grace, and Lynette is concerned about Tom's mother's memory lapses. Elsewhere, Bree learns a secret about Keith, and Paul is encouraged to take Beth out on a date in order to light a spark in their married life.
• A Humiliating Business Susan begrudgingly accepts Lynette's offer to be baby Paige's nanny, Bree is embarrassed to tell Keith that she's beginning to go through menopause, and Renee makes a tempting job proposition to Lynette. Elsewhere, Gabrielle fears that Bob is trying to seduce Carlos when the two strike up a friendship, and Beth begins to question Paul's motives.
• Sorry Grateful Thanksgiving on Wisteria Lane finds Gabrielle and Carlos hosting Carmen, Hector and Grace to a bountiful feast, but the Solis's discover some surprising news about the Sanchez's that could threaten their time with Grace.
• Pleasant Little Kingdom Gabrielle desperately tries to figure out a way to keep Grace in her life, Keith plans a special dinner with Bree, and Tom is angry with Lynette for not letting their neighbours know about his special attributes. Elsewhere, Renee tells Susan a deep, dark secret and Paul's plan for Wisteria Lane is revealed.
• Down the Block There's a Riot Paul's unscrupulous plans for the lane are put into full effect, Juanita discovers Gaby's secret, Bree asks Keith to movie in with her, and Tom is confronted about his past indiscretion with Renee.
• Assassins The fate of Paul Young is revealed following the aftermath of the riot, but one important question remains: who shot him? Meanwhile, Susan's life hangs in the balance after being trampled by the rioting mob on Wisteria Lane, and Gabrielle finds it difficult to purge all traces of Grace from her life in order to repair her relationship with Juanita.
• Where Do I Belong? Mary Alice Young took her own life and now observes her one-time neighbours and their private lives.
• I'm Still Here Lynette feels her mother, Stella, is marrying Frank - an abrasive and obnoxious man - for all the wrong reasons and tries to talk her out of it. Meanwhile, Susan tries to befriend a curmudgeonly man during her dialysis sessions who has given up on ever finding a kidney donor.
• Flashback Lynette fights back when her mother, Stella, tries to force the Scavos to pose for a family portrait with her obnoxious new husband, Frank. Meanwhile, Susan is presented with a kidney donation from an unlikely source.
• Farewell Letter Lynette and Tom feel that it's time for twins Porter and Preston to move out on their own and learn how to become responsible adults, but the boys end up moving out to a pad that's a little too close to home.
• Searching Susan vows to get the most out of life when she learns that her dialysis isn't working and that, unless she receives a kidney transplant soon, she will die.
• Everything's Different, Nothing's Changed Paul Young stands in the way of Susan getting her much-needed kidney transplant and Lynette is furious with Tom when he passes up a lucrative job opportunity in order to continue working with Carlos out of friendship.
• Moments In the Woods Believing she's on a winning streak after undergoing a successful kidney transplant, Susan begins to think she's invincible and starts to gamble with the little money she and Mike have - convinced she can't lose.
• The Lies Ill-Concealed Gaby covertly meets Bree when Carlos forbids them from being friends after learning the truth about his mother's death.
• I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday Bree lays down the law to Gabrielle and her girls before they destroy her home. Meanwhile, Tom hires Lynette and Renee to redecorate his office. Elsewhere, Susan discovers that Felicia has been released from prison and is back on Wisteria Lane.
• Then I Really Got Scared Mary Alice Young took her own life and now observes her one-time neighbours and their private lives.
• And Lots of Security A progressive dinner party thrown for Susan to celebrate her move back onto the lane leads to a shocking murder.
• Come on Over for Dinner Gaby is stunned to learn the identity of the mysterious man who has been stalking her.
• Secrets That I Never Want to Know In the eighth season premiere, feelings of guilt over the murder of Gaby's evil stepfather begin to overcome everyone involved in different ways, and life on Wisteria Lane may never be the same.
• Making the Connection Susan eases her overwhelming feelings of guilt by making some dangerous choices, and Gaby plans a sexy surprise to help Carlos gain his sexual mojo back.
• Watch While I Revise the World Mike begins to think that Susan is having an affair with Carlos, and Bree suspects that her detective boyfriend Chuck may secretly be investigating her.
• School of Hard Knocks Gaby vows to get even with a parent volunteer after she's banned from dropping Juanita off at the front of the school.
• The Art of Making Art Susan must decide whether she will comply with her art teacher's request for all of his students to show up nude to class to create from a point of honesty.
• Witch's Lament Halloween finds Gaby, Bree and Lynette attempting to exhume and move the body of Gaby's stepfather.
• Always in Control Bree is shocked to learn the identity of the person who dug up the body of Gaby's stepfather, while Lynette is jealous of Tom's new girlfriend.