Camel Toe Bites Freddie Starr Back

“FREDDIE STARR ATE MY CAMELâ€?. The Sun have been waiting a lifetime to rework one of their most famous headlines to date and finally a bizarre enough string of events has allowed it.

The 68-year-old comic bravely guzzled down rubbery camel toe after fuzzy anus after rotten egg without so much as a single heave.

All this macho-munching greatly annoyed opponent Mark Wright who gagged and spluttered his way through the challenge, only to emerge empty-handed.

“That’s just not normal. He ain’t human,â€? the TOWIE star stammered.

Following the challenge, Starr suffered a nasty allergic reaction to one of the vile jungle snacks and was promptly whisked off to hospital.

Meanwhile, viewers got their first glimpse of Jessica-Jane Clement in all her electric pink bikini-clad glory. She immediately donned the itsy-bitsy two piece when faced with a watery challenge which involved squeezing an egg down a long piece of rubber tubing.

Clement likened her grunts when finally popping the egg out of the tube to “giving birthâ€?. But we suspect I’m a Celebrity bosses had another pro-creational act in mind when putting together challenge footage…

The show continues tonight on ITV1 at 9pm, when Stefanie Powers and Mark Wright (so it begins) will be facing the Creepy Crypt.

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