Coming To A Cinema Near You: Jordan The Movie *Shudder*

jordan300The world needs a biopic from Katie Price just like the Gulf of Mexico needed a million litres of poisonous oil dumped all over it, but like BP, Jordan has never let public opinion or personal integrity stand in the way of some serious cash.

Yes folks, according to reports in The Daily Star, a movie telling the story of Katie Price's life is in the works.

Apparently the former glamour model has even revealed that she has found someone to portray her in the film (Jodie Marsh anyone?), which she hopes will propel her to global fame - or infame, as is more likely to be the case.

The tabloid claims that Price will be holding 'advanced talks' when she attends the Oscars next month.

"I've got four autobiographies, well, they’re four diaries," the paper quotes her as saying. "I've found a producer and he's already got three of them - I'm giving him the other one and that's what they're doing."

"It could be a real ticket to global success and the big time. Her life reads like a fairytale and would make a great motion picture", said a Hollywood insider who presumably thinks the phrase 'motion picture' means: 'get rich scheme'.