Another Con bites the dust

Joining eight million other losers, Nadine Dorries will now be watching the rest of I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! from home after becoming the first celeb to be evicted from the jungle.

After facing elimination alongside Charlie Brooks, Colin Baker, David Haye, Eric Bristow and Helen Flanagan, the Conservative politician received the fewest votes and will return to her Mid Bedfordshire constituency.

Her removal from the jungle comes despite the best efforts of fellow Tory MP Eric Pickles, who vowed “I shall be watching it and I shall be ringing in religiously every week to keep her there.”

As she left the Australian set for the last time, shouts of “Go Nad!” and “Nooooo” were heard.

Unfortunately for Dorries it was only Ant & Dec letting Helen Flanagan know what she had in store for dinner. Again.