When The Exploited Becomes The Exploiter

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You know what they say about models turned actresses? Nothing bad. Ever.

With that in mind, Sky Living have given Naomi Campbell her own show: “The Face.” She promises that “the show is a real insight into the modelling world, it’s authentic and fast paced.” Take that, doubters.

Naomi got her big break when she was 15 years old, and just like the exploited child she was then, is now on the look out for ‘the next big (little) thing’ to commodify.

She’ll be searching for a diamond in the rough, to polish and later profit from. Although she won’t be getting any help from Charles Taylor this time.

The multi-talentless Campbell has also appeared in countless TV shows, music videos and films including: “The Cosby Show,â€? “Ugly Bettyâ€?, “Absolutely Fabulousâ€?, “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,â€? Madonna’s “Erotica,” Bob Marley’s “Is This Love” and Michael Jackson’s “In The Closet”

She later said “I’m looking for contestants who have the whole package – a beautiful face, great body, unique look, confidence, drive and passion, the ability to change and transform a willingness to follow direction, and, above all, a strong work ethic,” seemingly confusing wannabe models with the border collies she had just been watching on Crufts.

Auditions are being held around the country now. Female models 18 years or older, with or without previous experience who want to apply should email: [email protected], or call 020 7985 1803 / 0757 223 8368

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