Jeremy Clarkson Defends Richard Keys. It Makes Sense..

Jeremy Clarkson has revealed that if there’s one thing he hates more than ‘lefties’ and the South American rainforests, then it’s definitely CNN’s Piers Morgan (or ‘bastard face’ as he sometimes calls him after a couple of Woo Woos).

The global warming-loving Top Gear presenter told reporters at this week’s National Television Awards that he was “glad that Morgan had got a job 3,000 miles away from him..” before stumbling off to collect an gong for ‘Best Factual Television Programme’ at the shindig.

This feud – which started when Clarkson slapped the former tabloid boss – has always enthralled most people. Many of us can’t remember both people involved in an argument to lose this much since that court case between Mohammed Al Fayed and the Hamiltons.

Clarkson then went on to cement his reputation as a man with his finger well and truly on the pulse by leaping to the defence of sexist pigs Richard Keys and Andy Gray at the bash. Bemoaning the fact that they had lost their well paid jobs following a string of incidents in which they degraded women, Clarkson advised that he would have been sacked “..a 100 times over” if he had been judged by the same yard-stick.

He promised his loyal fanbase that they would be hearing about it in his Saturday column in The Sun newspaper.