“Katona Was Just On D.O.I For Exposure!” Says A Shocked Jason Gardiner

Jason Gardiner has accused the recently eliminated Kerry Katona of only going on the show for the exposure it would give her. The Dancing on Ice judge said that he felt everybody could see that “she [Kerry] cannot skate. I haven’t seen any improvement whatsoever. It has steadily declined. I think she was here for the exposure.â€?

This revelation will surely come as a bitter blow to the millions of ‘Katonites’ in the UK who genuinely believed that Kerry was on the show to improve her skating, despite the fact that she only scored nine points on Sunday night. To make matters worse, Miss Katona had apparently booked a family holiday for this week, before she was even eliminated.

“That says to me that she didn’t want to be in this competition and didn’t want to stick around,â€? said Gardiner, who is not only known for his cutting comments on the ITV show, but also for his ability to accurately judge character.

This leaves many people what is next for Kerry Katona. After all, she is a former queen of the ITV jungle and now a skating legend, perhaps conquering the Total Wipeout assault course would be an appropriate challenge?