Trinity: âYou know what Neo; I think Iâll just wear my trackies tonightâ?
The Architect: âYou are the sixth anomaly. In a hundred years, the Matrix will have to be reloaded again. Have you saved all of your documents?â?
Tank: âOh, for fuckâs sake, weâve all got our monitors sidewaysâ¦.â?
Captain Lock: âOf course, Zion has its bad points, but being this close to the centre of the earth, the gravityâs incredibly low and we just bounce everywhereâ¦.â?
Morpheus: âYou are Neo. Your name is anagram of One, so we believe you are The One. This is also the reason we believe Agent Smith is a Shit Magnet, or possibly a Shag Mitten, and The Oracle is a Rectal Hoeâ¦.â?
Machine #1 to Machine #2: âMate the battery life on this human is so shit.â? âTry turning the brightness downâ¦â?
Morpheus: âYou take the red pill you stay in wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes, take the blue pill and you could grow your penis by 3 inches in two weeks. Penile Surgeons hate me!â?
Neo: âI know a rose by any other name and all that bollocks, but from now on, shall we just trust people with names like Trinity, and kill people called Bane or Cipher? Jeez, am I the only one with a classical education round here?â?
Trinity to Tank: âOperator, quick get us out of here!â?â¦. âYour call is important to usâ¦â?
Neoâs Mum: âGet off the internet Thomas, your Father wants to make a phone call!â?
Agent Smith to Neo: âMr Anderson?â? âMy nameâ¦is Neo!â? âOh sorry, wrong numberâ?
Zion Engineer: âSo youâve got one ship called The Hammer and another called Mjolnirâ¦.shit is gonna get confusing for the Old Norse translationâ?
Neo, on his computer: âWho is the White Rabbit, what is The Matrix, what does this all mean? Wait, whatâs this? Single girls in my area! And they want to chat!â?
Morpheus to Neo: âStop trying to hit me and hit me! Okay, now stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourselfâ¦â?