Sometimes headlines come along that are as hilarious as they are perfectly apt and this morning we got a belter. Jeremy Hunt, the culture secretary who has somehow managed to keep his job despite selling his soul to Rupert Murdoch in our name, was getting down with the people on Sky TV (where else?) this morning when he accidentally smashed some civilian with a large metal object. What a bell end. You’ll also notice he’s aboard some boat, which considering the way he sold us all down the river, is quite fitting.