Yes indeed, it’s that time when you decide which song will come last in this year’s Eurovision Song Contest. Seriously, why bother choosing a song to enter when we all know that we will just come bottom of the pile yet again. Given that the candidates we are planning to send to Israel in a few months time are the usual mix of reality show rejects, it is not exactly a line-up brimming with confidence. Mel Giedroyc hosts, with help from the 2015 Eurovision winner Mans Zelmerlow from Sweden. Eurovision: You Decide is on BBC Two at 19.30.