Welcome to possibly the most accidentally amusing TV show title around.
Despite its title, Gordon Ramsay on Cocaine does not feature the celebrity chef taking any drugs (now that would be some swearing worth hearing). The two-part programme actually sees Ramsay investigating the trade of cocaine in both Britain and Colombia. The UK is the largest user of cocaine in Europe so it is clearly a problem.
Among the highlights featured include Ramsay witnessing how cocaine is made, and following police trying to catch people driving under the influence of the drug.
Gordon Ramsay on Cocaine is on ITV at 21.00.