Have you ever wondered how long it would take the inhabitants of the jungle camp to find their way out of the Australian bush if the various access points were removed?
No? It must just be me then. I’d lose no sleep at all if the current batch of celebs were left to their own devices for a couple of months sans camera.
As the camp mates battle hunger, the jungle and each other for the dubious honour of being crowned King or Queen of the Jungle, Ant and Dec will watch from the wings before revealing who will be heading home tonight.
Lisa Snowden, Danny Baker and Ola Jordan are breathing easy, eating more than witchetty grubs and pigs penis, and enjoying tall G&Ts in the bar of the green room following their evictions. Oh, the price of fame!
Preview – I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! ITV at 9pm