Preview – Love Island: The Weekly Hot List

Love Island

Love Island – home of the attention-seeking, self-obsessed, superficial ninnies, dishes up a Saturday omnibus of the show’s highlights. Highlights?

I watch this show when I need to remind myself how sane and well-adjusted my family and friends are. Here we see a group of loveless, soulless singletons couple up to win the favour of similarly superficial, judgemental viewers who empower themselves by voting (over a premium rate line) who stays and goes on the Island.

Apparently, there are ‘Shock announcements and surprise twists that are guaranteed to test relationships in the islanders’ passion-fuelled paradise to the max’. OMFG, they actually form relationships!

Love Island: The Weekly Hot List – Saturday 9.00pm on ITV2.