“Conan, what is best in life?” “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women” Well according to this new trailer, what is best in life is a nu-metal soundtrack, Rose McGowan in a corset and Jason Momoa in a loincloth.
The story stays roughly the same as the Arnie 1982 original with Conan saddling up to cross the land of Hyboria to avenge the destruction of his village and the murder of his father. But hey, we’re not in this for story are we? We want to see Jason Momoa lay the smack down on a load of faceless goons. Right? Right? Guys…?